A self-described "new controversial artist" has just emerged, and his name is Depressed Teenager. On top of having the coolest DJ name in the entire world, he has the coolest outlook on life, too. When asked who he is and what he does, he will answer "AM A TEENAGER PRODUCER AND DISC JOCKEY AND METAL MUSICAN AND PUNK ROCKER TRYIN REAL HARD TO BLOW UP AND JUST DOIN MY THING HATERS FUCK OFF". That's pretty punk-rock. Depressed also put out an amazing mixtape, which is just an amalgam of all my favorite songs from grades 6 to 8. If, at the age of 12, I had the mixing equipment I have now, I would've put out the same exact mixtape. From Story of the Year to New Found Glory, from Coheed and Cambria to Simple Plan, this mixtape has it all. This will have you crying and thinking about your first heartbreak in no time. Depressed Teenager is super-secretive about his identity, but I feel like he's the brainchild of Lil' Internet and Sargeant D. Oh, and did I mention he makes his own album art?!